Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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