Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris can break air.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.