Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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