Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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