Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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