Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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