Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions!
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Q: How do you piss off a man?
A: Stand on his back and piss.
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Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?
Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter.
Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days."
Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks."