A true story, according to the LA Times.....
Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"
Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"
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Bobby: "Yep, they're on the kitchen table where you left them."
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I call him our wonder player.
How come?
Every time he plays I wonder “why the fuck did I bothered to buy him”!
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Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"
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