A true story, according to the LA Times.....
Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"
Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"
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After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences:
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.
The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.
The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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"Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy."
Waiter: "That's because they're the chopsticks, sir."
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.
Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a. system -
"Will the gentleman on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee".
He looked up, looked back down and then resumed addressing the ball again.
The Voice again - "Will the Man on the Red tees PLEASE MOVE BACK to the White Tees?!"
He looked back at the starters shack and yelled,
"Will the IDIOT on the p.a. shut up so that the man on the lady's tee can hit his second shot"!
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex?
A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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