What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
"Darling."
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What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a torturer?
The torturer would apologize first.
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.. She said "Tenpin?"
I said, "No, permanent."
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.
Finally they came up with a foolproof plan.
(emphasis on fool)
They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the
mating call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call.
Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest.
They called again, the bull answered closer to them.
They called again, The bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him"!
After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts -
"THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!"
The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass,
but you better start to "brace yourself!"
Why did the captain lose the yacht race?
He found himself in a no-wind situation.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Lebron better than Jordan?
Ha! Yea right.
Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.