What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
"Darling."
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I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.. She said "Tenpin?"
I said, "No, permanent."
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Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips.
After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft".
So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft"
Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft"?
To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent"
Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb?
A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong.
He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS!
When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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