Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie.
They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk.
The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
I stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly-swatter.
When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered: "Yeah, three males and two females."
Curious, I asked how he could tell the difference.
He said: "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."
Sex is when a guys communication,
enters a girls information,
to increase the population,
for a younger generation,
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration.
How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce dangling from his rectum.
"That looks nasty," says the doctor.
"Nasty?" the man says.
"That's just the tip of the iceberg."