Don’t marry a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!"
Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"
"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.
There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred.
Bill's wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game.
But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired.
His wife asked, "What's the matter, Bill?
You always seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now."
Bill said, "Well, something terrible happened.
Fred had a heart attack on the first hole."
"My God, honey!" said the wife, rushing to comfort him.
"That must've been terrible!"
"It was," he said.
"All day long it was: hit the ball, drag Fred to the ball, and then hit it again..."
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting.
I'm not getting up."
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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