Joke #4283

Why is Cinderella such a bad football player? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she ran away from the ball.

The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...

When I see you, there's a Ruthian blast in my pants. High five!

The man says, "Will you buy booze?" The bum says, "No." The man says, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum says, "No." So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.

Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.

Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.

I think that it is better to give that to get. You have a very generous thinking. Are you a humanitarian? No, I’m a boxer.

Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?

Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?

A boxer goes to a doctor complaining of insomnia. ‘Have you tried counting sheep?’ asks the doctor. ‘It doesn’t work,’ replies the boxer. ‘Every time I get to nine, I stand up.’