Joke #4024

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.

Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant. I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean. I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience. I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it. I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.

When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.

Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."

Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50." "Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"

Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.

Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.