C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.
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It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer?
Nerdvana.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer.
Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse.
And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse.
Because there’s only one jack.
Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself?
You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer.
Caller: Are you kidding me!?
Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow.
That’s going to be so much easier!
Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?
Caller: Six weeks!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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