C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.
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You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store?
A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem.
Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space.
They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass.
Russia used a pencil.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”