C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.