Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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