Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...