Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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