Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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