Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.