Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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