Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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