Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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