Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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