Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.