Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.