Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.