Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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