How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive!
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.
Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”
Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”
Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.