How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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Two geeks are talking over lunch.
The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning.
A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' …
So I took the bike"
The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101
Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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