How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.
What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem.
Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space.
They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass.
Russia used a pencil.
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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