There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
Bill Gates dies and goes to God. God says to him: Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want. God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches. So he chooses hell. After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there. Bill says: No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me? Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. ‘If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?’ Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard. With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.