There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider