There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone.
Also a challenge to the iPhone?
Making phone calls.
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement:
"Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"