There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
"No thanks, I'm traveling light."
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
A system administrator has 2 problems:
- dumb users
- smart users
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What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won’t go down.