There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.