Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.