Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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