Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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The whole universe goes to hell.
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The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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