Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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