Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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