Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."