Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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