Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.