Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.