Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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