Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.