Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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