Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.