Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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