Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.