Do you know Chuck Norris?
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Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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