Do you know Chuck Norris?
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Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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