Joke #10532

Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Vote:
has 23.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Vote:
has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Vote:
has 32.47 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Vote:
has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Vote:
has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health