Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.