Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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