Do you know Chuck Norris?
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Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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