Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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