Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.