Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .