Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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