Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!