Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe." Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work." Company softball team downsized to chess team. Company president now driving a Hyundai. Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.