Joke #3829

Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
Vote: has 29.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
Vote: has 54.66 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
Vote: has 82.91 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
Vote: has 60.75 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, IT, life
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
Vote: has 55.34 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
Vote: has 24.28 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT
Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
Vote: has 84.14 % from 473 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: geek, IT
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
Vote: has 83.48 % from 169 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
Vote: has 61.01 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: computer, IT