Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.
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You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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What is a cursor?
Someone having computer problems.
Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets.
He fired several shots at the target.
The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target.
He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand.
The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.