Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.