Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.
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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.
Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out?
A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy.
The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen".
Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.
Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas.
In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the GM chairman.
"But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
A customer comes into the computer store.
I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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