Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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