Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.