Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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