Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Just Chuck Norris.
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As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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