Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.