Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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