Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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