Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.