Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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