The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.