The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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