The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.