The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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