The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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