The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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