The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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