The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.