The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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