The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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