The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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