The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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