Joke #708

Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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