Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.