Joke #708

Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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