Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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