Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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