Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.