Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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