Joke #708

Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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