Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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