Joke #708

Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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