Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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