Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Vote:
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
Vote:
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Vote:
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Vote:
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Vote:
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Vote:
