Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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