Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.