Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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