Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.