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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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