Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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