Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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