Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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