Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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