Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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