Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.