Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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