Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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