Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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