Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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