What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Your Honour.
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An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years.
A competent attorney can delay one even longer.
Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances.
How do you call 5000 lawyers dead at the seashore?
A good start...
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
New Jersey got to pick first.
A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man.
He turns to the people around him.
"Why are you all at this man's funeral?"
A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients."
"And you ALL came to pay your respects?
How touching."
"No, we came to make sure he was dead."
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?"
The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to piss on our hands."
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.