What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance; I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here". "Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, permanent."
Q: Why is horse racing so romantic? A: Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? "Darling."
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.