Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis?
A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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A. The PGA tour
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight."
The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again."
A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?"
"This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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