Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
What's a bee's favourite sport? Rugbee.
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.