Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis?
A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you?
Answer: Shorten the chain.
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Hey babe, let's play football!
You can have first down.
High five!
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team.
"I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team."
"I blame the players," said the
second fan. "If they made more of
an effort, we'd score some points."
"I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle,
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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