Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1