Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.