Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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