Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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