Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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