Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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