Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.