Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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