Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.