Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.