I’ve got nothing against watching a darts match. I just wish my IQ were low enough to enjoy it.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash
Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
Q: How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? A: Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The husband said, "No sweetie." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
How did the blonde die icefishing? She got run over by the zamboni!
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.