I’ve got nothing against watching a darts match.
I just wish my IQ were low enough to enjoy it.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Q:How do sport players stay cool in game?
A:They stay in front of some fans!
Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep!
So do you abuse me in your sleep!
Football Player: Coach, It is just not true!
Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him!
Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!
I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her fitness trainer.
Me: "Okay, this isn't working out."
What did the trampolinist say?
‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’
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Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
A woman is learning how to golf.
She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad.
She decides to consult a golf pro.
When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball.
She does.
The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right.
The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's "club".
When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing.
"She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards."
The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem. How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?"