Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers?
In case they get a hole in one!
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Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?"
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low.
The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race.
He turned on the jockey.
"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"
"Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
What time does Andy Murray go to his bed?
Ten-ish.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says.
"He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"