There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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