There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.