There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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