There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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