There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.