There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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