When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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