When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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