When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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