Joke #10436

When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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