When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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