When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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