When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.