Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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