Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.