Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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