Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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