Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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