Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping?
The trolley kept falling off the computer.
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A customer comes into the computer store.
I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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Since 1958
Murphy's Laws of Computing
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human.. to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.
A programmer went to the store to buy milk.
His partner said, "While you're there, buy eggs."
The programmer never returned.
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Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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