Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.