Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
God called a meeting of George Bush, Tony Blair and Bill Gates. ‘I’ve given you all the tools you needed to make a better world,’ says God. ‘But you’ve failed and I’m ending the world in two weeks.’ Bush goes on TV and says, ‘I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God exists. The bad news is that the world will end in two weeks.’ Tony Blair says, ‘I have bad news and really bad news. The bad news is that God is really annoyed. The really bad news is he’s going to destroy us.’ Bill Gates calls his workers together and says, ‘I have good news and great news. The good news is that God thinks I’m one of the three most powerful people in the world. The great news is that we don’t have to fix the bugs in the new Windows package.’
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.