Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping?
The trolley kept falling off the computer.
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Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
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One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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