Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping?
The trolley kept falling off the computer.
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Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
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