Joke #3972

Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.

Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?

The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf

A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data

Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!

What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.