Joke #3972

Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
Vote: has 19.47 % from 10 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: IT

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
Vote: has 70.70 % from 40 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
Vote: has 65.80 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: IT
The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
Vote: has 22.36 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: IT
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Vote: has 83.96 % from 316 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Vote: has 71.53 % from 50 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
Vote: has 80.92 % from 121 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: computer, customer service, IT
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: IT
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
Vote: has 61.63 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: IT