I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.