Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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