Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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