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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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