Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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