Chuck Norris can remember the future.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.