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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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