What games do ants play with elephants? Squash!
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
"I like to watch the World Series. Here's what I do. I sit down and drink a few beers in my underwear and scream at the TV. That's until they throw me out of Applebees." Dave Letterman
Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.