What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash!
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There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.
The judge says, "do you want to live with your dad?" the kid says "no!
he beats me!".
The judge says,"you want to live with your mom?" "no! she beats me too!".
So the judge says, "who do you want to live with then?"
The kid says, "The Cleveland Browns...they can't beat anybody!"
Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
The boxer fells down in the fourth round.
The referee starts counting.
Billy’s grandmother gets up on her legs from the first row and screams:
Stop counting for nothing, he won’t get up!
I know him from the buss...
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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