Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...