Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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