Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.