Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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