Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.