Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.