Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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