Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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