Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.