Joke #6841

The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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