The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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