The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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