The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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