The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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