The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.