The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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