The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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