The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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