Joke #6841

The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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