The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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