The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.