What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court.
He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there.
He responds, "No, the seat's empty."
"The first man exclaims, "What?!?
Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?"
The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together."
The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that.
Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."
Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb?
A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
When I see you, there's a Ruthian blast in my pants.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea?
A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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