Joke #4162

Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
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A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."
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There were once these two blondes who were sitting around bored and alone one day. They noticed an article in the paper where they were selling bird dogs. Well they had heard that dogs make excellent companions so they went out to buy one. They brought the dog home and fell instantly in love with him. They had heard somewhere that bird dogs were smart and good at what they do. So the two blondes decided to take the dog outside and watch him do what he is was so good at doing. They tried it out a couple of times, but the blondes came off more disappointed than amazed at what the dog could do. Finally one of the blondes was sick and tired of waiting, she suddenly shouted out: "THAT’S IT! We’ll give this dog one more chance. We’ll throw him up in the air one more time and if he doesn’t fly we’re taking him back to the STORE!"
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?  A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.
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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
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Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
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