Joke #4162

Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?

Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

A blonde goes to the hospital to give blood and is asked what type she is. She tells them she’s an outgoing cat-lover.

What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? One that never misses a period.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A: The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.

A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts. A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?" "Shower caps?" she responded, "These are booby condoms!"

Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.

A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

A blonde goes into a near by store and asks the clerk if she can buy the T.V. in the corner. The store clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day and asks the same thing, and again he said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes back home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure the clerk would sell her the T.V. by now, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says she doesn't serve blondes as well. The blond asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I'm a blonde?" The clerk looks at her and says, "That's not a T.V.- it's a microwave!"

Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.