When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.