When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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