When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.