When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.