Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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