Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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