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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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