Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.