Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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