Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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