Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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