Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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