Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.