Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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