Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.