Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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