Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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