What time does Andy Murray go to his bed?
Ten-ish.
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A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal.
Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet.
Of course, they should at the court.
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Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their jobs.
One guy says, ''I'm a YUPPIE...ya know...Young, Urban, Professional.
The second guy says, ''I'm a DINK ...ya know...Double Income No Kids.''
They asked the woman, ''What are you?''
She replied... ''I'm a WIFE...ya know... WASH, IRON, FUCK, ETC.''
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you?
Answer: Shorten the chain.
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Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"
Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers?
In case they get a hole in one!
Don’t marry a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Q: Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, swim, and jump have left the country.
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