Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
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On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight."
The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again."
A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?"
"This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
All the bases are 90 feet apart in regulation Baseball.
So why does it take a Runner longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than it does from 1st to 2nd?
Simple! Because between 2nd and 3rd there is a 'Short-Stop'!
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things.
I just won the California lottery!"
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The man responds, "I don't care.
Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"