Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
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"Darling."
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!"
I replied, "That's 15 love!"
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
When I see you, there's a Ruthian blast in my pants.
High five!
How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights?
High five!
Two alpinists on a mountain:
One of them falls in a crack, the other jumps at the hole and screams after the other one:
Are you hurt?
Noooooo! He hears.
How come?
I’m still fallinnnnnnn!
