Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
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A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island.
The redhead swims half way and drowns.
The brunette swims half way and drowns too.
The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano?
His undertaker.
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After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded.
The couch says to him:
You should better take a decision!
You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Because you dribble on the floor!
Two alpinists on a mountain:
One of them falls in a crack, the other jumps at the hole and screams after the other one:
Are you hurt?
Noooooo! He hears.
How come?
I’m still fallinnnnnnn!
A golfer tried three straight times to hit a golf ball over the inlet of water between him and the green.
But each time the ball splashes into the drink.
In utter frustration the golfer said, "Caddie, take my clubs on in, I'm going to jump into the water and drown myself."
The caddie replied, "I doubt that, sir. You couldn't keep your head down long enough to drown!"