Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Because you dribble on the floor!
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‘Eighty per cent of men think the best way to end an argument is to make love.’
‘Well,’ says the other.
‘That will certainly revolutionise the game of hockey!’
Zeke: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?
Kyle: I haven't a clue.
Zeke: Because they couldn't keep their trunks up!
He was a colourful boxer.
Black and blue all over.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon.
I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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Why are old socks good for golf?
Because they have eighteen holes.
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"