Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Why is Cinderella such a bad football player? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she ran away from the ball.
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water? A: Swimmers are farting.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world? A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.
After a long day of winter sporting, we headed back to the ski lodge. As it was small, a cramped place to stay, we decided it was most fitting to sleep in the same bed. Myself in the middle and my two friends either side of me. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right woke up and said, "I have had a dream where I was given the best handjob ever!" A few minutes later, the guy on my left woke up and said: "I have had a dream that I was given the best handjob ever!" I replied, "well that's funny... I thought I was skiing."