Joke #4284

Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?" Will: "I don't know." Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"

To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.

There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.

I play the worlds most dangerous sport. I disagree with my wife.

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition." "Batted .007," his wife added.

Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.

There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.

Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.