Joke #556

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
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I see a blonde walking down the street with a rope tied around her waist and I ask, "Why do you have a rope tied around your waist?" And the blonde says, "Because im trying to commit suicide." I ask, "why don't you just tie it around your neck?" She says, "I already tried that but I couldn't breathe."
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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One day three blondes were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs, and she was able to swim across the river in about two hours. Seeing this the second blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave her a rowboat and she was able to row across the river in about three hours. The third blond had seen how this worked out for the other two, so she also prayed to god saying, "please god, give me the strength, ability, and intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! God turned her into a man. He looked at the map, then walked upstream and across the bridge.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
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Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
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A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first? The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
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Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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