Joke #6787

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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