Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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