Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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