Joke #6787

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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