Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.