Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.