Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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