Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.