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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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