Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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