Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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In the summer.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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