Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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