Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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