Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.