Joke #4359

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Vote: has 79.45 % from 112 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 54.87 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Vote: has 84.77 % from 728 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Vote: has 72.91 % from 88 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Vote: has 76.24 % from 140 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
Vote: has 65.16 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris