Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.