Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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