Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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