Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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