Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.