When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.