When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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