When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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