When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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