When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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