When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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