When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.