When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.