When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.