When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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