When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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