James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Vote:
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Vote:
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Vote:
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Vote:
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
Vote:
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Vote: