James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.