James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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