James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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