James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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