James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.